Tuesday, February 2, 2010

RAW Results: 2/1/10

Your 2010 Royal Rumble Winner, EDGE

EDGE shocked the world as he entered in at No. 29 to eliminate his former tag team partner, Jericho, and last eliminating John Cena to win the Royal Rumble. Now the question remains, which Champion will he confront at WrestleMania.

Two options: He can either choose to face The Undertaker again, but how smart is it to challenge a guy who is undefeated at WrestleMania? Or he can challenge a guy who has never even been to WrestleMania.

Or, EDGE can wait three weeks to find out who the champions will be after the Elimination Chambers.

The WWE Champion Sheamus, taking much offense to EDGE's view of being a mild threat, declared that things have changed since his seven month absence. And it wasn't before long that Sheamus managed to get in a surprise shot, but EDGE planted Sheamus, and maintained his momentum.

Whoever EDGE decides to challenge, EDGE will indeed headline WrestleMania XXVI.

In Memory of Jack Brisco: 1941-2010

Jack Brisco was a professional wrestler popular in the 70s into early 80s. His most noteworthy accomplishment was becoming a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion. Considered by most, including Don Leo Jonathan, as the greatest champion of the 20th Century. He also gained much success in the tag team division teaming with his brother Gerald Brisco to capture an unprecedented 20 tag titles within the NWA territories. Jack died on February 1, 2010, due to complications during his open heart surgery.

Predictability in Qualifying Matches

Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match: Entry No.1
John Cena vs. Cody Rhodes


John Cena already won the match just by being John Cena. But this is not about John Cena getting another shot to take on Sheamus where no disqualifications are possible; because this is about Cody.

When Cody was first introduced by his father, The American Dream, Randy Orton, during his Legend Killer phase, spat in Dusty's face. Cody, who was right next to his father, wanted to rip Orton's head off. Yes, in 2007, Cody Rhodes began his WWE career as a fan favorite, shadowed by the greatness of The American Dream. Yet, what others at the time thought was a bad idea, turned out to be the greatest career change for Rhodes when he joined Randy Orton to form Legacy.

Last night, during the Royal Rumble main-event, Cody attacked Triple-H with a Russian Legsweep, and Drew McIntyre with an armbar takedown. Despite being eliminated early on, taking down Drew and Triple-H are not easy tasks.

Cody has gone from a regular kid trying to live up to his father's image, to severing ties and becoming his own person. He indeed does resembles Randy Orton every day, only because he brings the same intensity into his matches as Orton does. And while most superstars wouldn't even bother taking on John Cena, an opponent like that does not scare Cody Rhodes, it's just another opportunity to prove himself in the business.

Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match: Entry No.2
Triple-H vs. Jack Swagger

Once again, Triple-H is a 13-time World Champion. He has competed in 5 Elimination Chambers and won the last four. Triple-H's record is unmatched to the point that Elimination Chamber has become his forte. So to have Triple-H lose to Jack Swagger would not only be an upset, but a stupid call on the part of the creative staff.

I had a back-and-forth conversation with my friend Alejandro about the future of Jack Swagger in the WWE. I personally feel that Jack Swagger would make an excellent WWE Champion because he has the charisma, the confidence, and the wrestling ability to dominate the RAW Brand. He disagrees because Jack Swagger has a lisp and cannot be taken seriously as the industry's top champion. I counter argued by stating that Sheamus' pale complexion and dark red hair/facial hair has garnered him such nicknames as Casper and Ronald McDonald's evil twin. "His skin complexion has no bearing on taking him seriously," he stated. And I retaliated, "But what about Mike Tyson, he has a lisp." He simply refuted that boxing is a different sport and wrestling is entertainment, where talking is just as important as the physical part.

Two great viewpoints, but Jack Swagger quickly rose to the industry's developmental champion in FCW and ECW. I still feel strongly about Jack Swagger one day holding the company's richest prize. I know one Oakie would be proud, and probably would name a BBQ sauce in his honor.

Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match: Entry No.3
Shawn Michaels vs. Randy Orton

Finally, a gem within this pile of rubble. Both Michaels and Randy Orton failed to accomplish what they set out to do at the Royal Rumble, and this match was a chance to make things right.

Triple-H has been concerned for Michaels with the way he overreacted losing the Rumble, the fines he incurred from striking the referees, and should count his blessings for not being suspended. He insisted that Michaels focus on winning this match, because with the two of them inside the chamber, they would have a chance to tear the roof down at WrestleMania.

This qualifying match was truly anyone's match, but the only one who could really benefit from winning would be Randy Orton. The Viper lost the WWE Title Match thanks to Cody Rhodes, and gaining an entry spot in the Elimination Chamber is a second-chance at the title.

As for Michaels to win the match, Michaels heart lies in facing the Undertaker at WrestleMania, not to contend for the WWE Title. It was a good solid match, but Randy Orton winning via roll-up was the best possible ending for the match.

For Shawn Michaels there is only one opponent he wants at WrestleMania, and that is The Undertaker. Because for Shawn Michaels, he wants to obtain peace of mind in his wrestling career. When Michaels entered the very first Elimination Chamber and won the World Heavyweight Title after a five-year absence, that was to prove that he can still main-event. But there has always been a nagging thought lingering in his mind, that Taker was the reason he was gone for five long years.

Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match: Entry No.4
Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Mark Henry

Once again, a very predictable match. Despite Mark Henry's size and imaginable dominance, he's not the same man he was ten years ago. Mark Henry's body building days are over so his physic has diminished.

What was interesting about this match was that Teddy chose to attack the arm of Mark Henry rather than the legs. A former body-builder such as Mark Henry, tend to have weak knees trying to support a much larger upper body. Yet, DiBiase, after slamming Mark Henry's arm into the steel steps, won the match with an arm bar take down.

Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match: Entry No.5
Big Show vs. Kofi Kingston

This match could have gone one of two ways, Big Show, a giant destroyer can enter the Elimination Chamber and be seen as a huge threat to the title, or have Kofi Kingston, a man who has recently had a chip on his shoulder compete for the WWE Title. After what occurred earlier, my money was on Kofi to win the match.

The Big Show has verbosely decided to align himself with The Miz and form another tag team. Big Show has teamed with so many wrestlers from Undertaker, Kane, to Chris Jericho and has collected many tag title reigns because of it. But The Miz's dream is to not only remain the United States Champion, but to have the Big Show go on and defeat Sheamus for the WWE Title, and challenge D-X for the Unified Tag Team Titles, in order to rule the WWE with all the straps. A feat accomplished by Austin and Triple-H, except it was the Intercontinental Title, not the United States. However, C.M. Punk and Luke Gallows have not received their entitled titles match against D-X; hence, RAW Guest Host William Shatner, a.k.a. RAW Match Negotiator (joke on his commercials on Price Line), issued a Triple-Threat Match for next week in which D-X would defend the titles against the Straight-Edge Society and the team of Miz and Big Show.

Too much focus and new adversaries were presented in that segment to actually follow through on Big Show also contending for the WWE Title. However, it wasn't Punk, Gallows, or Serena that provided interference, but it was MVP. Still upset on the events that occurred at the Royal Rumble, MVP came from the stands and attacked Miz who was on commentary.

Big Show lost the match by punching out the referee, after being thumbed in the eye by a dizzy Kofi Kingston. In my view, Kofi should have been disqualified for an illegal move. Sure, Kofi couldn't see, but neither could Big Show. Big Show, very innocently, shouted that he didn't mean to do it, and looked sincerely sorry and wronged. I honestly feel that the angle by which this match ended has something to do with his new movie by WWE Films, Knucklehead.

Elimination Chamber Match Participants for WWE Title

Defending Champion: Sheamus
Participants: Triple-H, John Cena, Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase, and Kofi Kingston

A Pathetic Assault on Bret Hart

I personally feel that the nostalgia of Bret Hart ended after his return January 4th. But this second encounter between The Hitman and Mr. McMahon marks the eventual road to WrestleMania.

Bret Hart wrestled for twenty years to get to the limelight he had achieved, and McMahon destroyed that in 3 minutes. Three hundred days a year, for thirteen years, and the thanks he gets is a screw job.

In 2004, Hart suffered a stroke after hitting the back of his head in a bicycle accident. He was forced into a wheel chair, having his whole left side paralysed. He hated himself because he couldn't move. But when he finally managed to walk on his own again, Bret Hart vowed that he would never be pathetic again. Then January 4th rolled by, and McMahon kicked Bret in the gut and made him feel pathetic once more.

McMahon tore into Bret Hart stating that he can barely do anything, he has a bull dog like face, stringy hair, and zero personality. And that if it wasn't for people like The British Bulldog, Shawn Michaels, or Stone Cold Steve Austin to main event with him, he'd be lost somewhere in the mid-card. Then the last straw was when McMahon revoked the induction of Stu Hart from this year's Hall of Fame Ceremony.

Hammurabi's Code mentions "If anyone strikes the body of a man higher in rank than he, he shall receive sixty blows with an ox-whip in public." Well, I guess when Bret Hart viciously attacked Vince McMahon and set up for the Sharpshooter, they had this law in mind. Batista, acting as the ox-whip, attacked Bret; and held Bret in place for McMahon to spit in his face. Bret Hart tried to strike a man of a higher position than he, in turn he was attacked and humiliated in public.

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