Royal Rumble: EDGE Returns

The Ultimate Rated-R-eturn

Shawn Michaels, John Cena, and Chris Jericho were the last three remaining, but No. 29 came as a shock to everyone. The energy of the Philips Arena exploded to insurmountable heights as the Rated-R Superstar made his triumphant return after a career ending torn Achilles tendon.

None was more surprised than his former tag team partner, Chris Jericho. Weeks before Night of Champions, Chris Jericho confronted Edge and publicized that he would find a new partner who was better than Edge in every way, later revealed to be The Big Show. Chris Jericho mostly aired out Edge's list of injuries and addressed him as the weak link. Edge stated when he comes back, things would be different.

Back then, I knew Edge meant that he would be turning face, and would start a feud with Chris Jericho. Seeing as he eliminated Chris Jericho, the feud has picked up where it last left off.

A fan in the audience held up an acronym sign with the letters WWE forming the statement, "We Want Edge." He's been seven months removed, but he sealed his return with a Royal Rumble victory by last eliminating John Cena.

With pledges of straight-edge lifestyles, rematches with a Deadman, and selfish dreams of headlining the superbowl of the WWE, EDGE fulfilled his promise to the WWE Universe of returning to become a champion once again. EDGE is "The One" to headline WrestleMania, now the question remains, which Championship will be go after?

The Straight-Edge Society Crushed by Triple-H

C.M. Punk, on the verge of greatness, looked to be "The One" to outshine all the other star studded Rumblers. Punk recently trying to convert the masses to the Straight-Edge lifestyle took his vengeance on the likes of Evan Bourne, Dolph Ziggler, and JTG. Yet, luck would have it that the next entry would be The Great Khali.

Khali has always been considered a favorite to win the Royal Rumble, but for the past three-years, and this year makes it four, Khali has always made very little-to no impact at the Rumble.

C.M. Punk gained two more successful eliminations in the form of Beth Phoenix and Zack Ryder, bringing the number to 5. But Punk was eliminated by Triple-H after a failed attempt at the GTS. Which is sad, because I was rooting for a Straight-Edge victory.

A Royal "Glamazon" Entry

The following entry really surprised me, entering at No. 6 was Beth Phoenix; and before she even entered through the ropes she eliminated The Great Khali by locking lips for the distraction.

The Glamazon made her Royal Rumble debut and became the second woman in the history of the WWE to compete. Her predecessor, the Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna; who was the most dominate women's wrestler of her time. And nothing would be more impressive than for these two dominates to one day clash in the ring. However, ten years to late for a match, Beth Phoenix has been given an opportunity to possibly surpass Chyna as she escalates in the WWE.

Sadly, Phoenix tried to eliminate C.M. Punk, but was struck with the GTS and tossed out of the ring instead.

What's Next for Legacy?

"It's a New Day" by Adelitas Way sounded at No. 10 to reveal star of The Marine 2, Ted DiBiase. Teddy went right to work on Triple-H with the help of Drew McIntyre. Earlier today at the aftermath of the WWE Title Match, it appears that Legacy has officially ended. Rhodes cost Orton the match, and DiBiase ran to the aid of his partner.

But were these second generation superstars looking to take down their leader? Prior to Orton's match, Rhodes confided in his leader on how DiBiase has been talking about winning the Royal Rumble and choosing to face off against Orton for the WWE Title. But what shouldn't be a surprise is when DiBiase found Orton, on his way to the ring, to mention how Rhodes is talking about winning and going on to face Sheamus, as if not giving the chance of Orton winning tonight.

Was DiBiase Jr. right about his claim against Rhodes? Cody ran interference in full view of the referee. Rhodes and DiBiase have been running interference in Orton's matches for the better part of two years, Rhodes knew what he was doing. I believe that Rhodes may have grown tired of Orton's obsession with the WWE Title, and for the incident that took place when he RKO'ed his father, The American Dream.

Rhodes and DiBiase were consecutively tossed out by Shawn Michaels, so their dreams of headlining WrestleMania seems highly doubtful at this point. But no worries, there is a possible backlash which will be inflicted by Randy Orton come this Monday Night on RAW.

Awesome United States Fall-Out

Entering in at No. 14, MVP gets knocked out by The Miz at the entrance ramp. It would not be until Miz made his entry at No. 16, that MVP would rush into the ring to eliminate himself and The Miz in 7 seconds. The two traded vicious fists on the outside in regards to their title match earlier.

Business between these two have not slowed down one bit, with Miz defeating MVP in three title matches, it looks to be that we will witness a fourth encounter. This time, MVP won't be playing nice.

A WrestleMania Dream... Dead?

Shawn Michaels entered in the Royal Rumble at No. 18, the same entry he won with in 1996 to headline WrestleMania and realize his dream of becoming the WWE Champion. Yet, Michaels also won the previous Rumble, in 1995, showing that it took Michaels two times to become champion. Michaels told Triple-H prior to this year's Rumble that a rematch between him and Undertaker was meant to be. But after being eliminated by Batista, the No. 18, and a second shot at ending The Undertaker's Streak may not indeed occur.

Batista has warned Michaels to stay out of his way come Royal Rumble, because Taker's Title belonged to him. And without Triple-H to have his back against Batista, Michaels was helpless.

Michaels tried recreating Royal Rumble Magic, but the moves he tried belong in the past for a reason. Michaels tried to take out Big Show with the headlock that Chris Benoit used to win in 2004; and when tossed over the rope, shades of a '95 HBK touched one foot on the ground, and then the other, never both at the same time. Both moves attempted, and both moves ineffective.

HBK was dead serious about winning the Rumble, when he surprised Triple-H with Sweet Chin Music. The crowd was awed and inspired by Michaels' attitude that the Rumble is every man for himself. Michaels' other eliminations included Carlito, Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase Jr., John Morrison, and, with the help of Triple-H, Drew McIntyre.

Michaels made it to the last four competitors in the match, along with Batista, John Cena, and Edge. Michaels focused on attacking both Batista and John Cena in succession. Striking with the Inverted leg drop, the diving elbow drop, and Sweet Chin Music a piece, Michaels was closing in on his rematch with UT.

But Batista killed that dream, and Michaels had a meltdown as he attacked two referees before heading back to the locker room.

Triple-H mentioned earlier that if this rematch was meant to be, "That's why I know you'll find another way." McMahon will not grant Michaels a rematch, but after losing the Royal Rumble, he will indeed have to find another way.