D-Generation X is Back! Are You Ready?

Triple H has been on a quest to regain the WWE Title, but lately it seems more like mission impossible.

Legacy has stopped Triple H in the 3rd stage of Hell; during a Triple Threat-Double Submission; and from advancing in Time – It was time to do something about it.

So, he issued a challenge to Rhodes and DiBiase in a 2-on-1 Handicapped match.

But once again, Legacy, in a huge upset, defeated the Game by utilizing two finishers.

The King of Kings lay vanquished in the squared circle. – Are Rhodes and DiBiase actually THAT good to defeat Triple H? Or has Triple H passed his prime?

Back in the day, Triple H could go into a brawl at a moment’s notice and walk out the victor. – Maybe he’s just getting too old?

Triple H, contemplated in the ring – maybe he should bring back an old faction?

Maybe Evolution?

No… Orton’s a jerk, Batista is always out injured, and Ric Flair is hosting VDH or something like that.

Or maybe, he just has to make one phone call – to Shawn Michaels!

Yet, that phone call didn’t go as planned since Michaels had no interest in coming back.

Last night’s RAW, we saw Hunter’s journey to Texas in search for his tag team partner.

His search brought him to a corporate cafeteria where Michaels was the chef?

Michaels assured Hunter that he was content with his new life. – Yet, it was “Bring your daughter to work day” and one little girl kept nagging the hell out of Michaels.

In the few segments, Michaels was yelled at by a little girl, had food chucked at his face, and caused a grease fire. – This is no dream job.

Shawn Michaels is the Heart Break Kid, The Show Stopper, the Icon – and he’s working as a lunch man?

One of the executives started shouting at Michaels for yelling at one of the girls, causing a grease fire, and for allowing Triple H to work behind the lunch counter.

The executive called Michaels, Hickenbottom – which HBK says is a cover to conceal his identity – but in reality it’s Shawn Michaels real last name.

With all the pent up frustration – Michaels super kicked the exec!

Shawn Michaels is back… but he had one last thing to take care of – a super kick to that little girl. – Hey, we all wanted him to do it.

In less than two weeks, D-Generation X will go up against Legacy at SummerSlam, and if they don’t like that, DX has two words for them!

But after pinning Hornswoggle, DiBiase and Rhodes – in regards to DX’s challenge “Are You Ready?” – are ready to take on D-Generation X, and when they defeat DX and no one likes it – they have two words for everyone “Two Bad.”

DiBiase and Rhodes’ two words are nothing compared to The Miz and John Morrison’s “Be Jealous!”

Lawler had a big problem with DiBiase pinning Hornswoggle – but if Hornswoggle wants to wrestle, he will be pinned just like everyone else.

And if anyone has a problem with that statement – then I have TWO WORDS for you…

Welcome Back - Shawn Michaels!