Freddy Prince Jr. entered the St. Louis Arena to what promised to be a memorable RAW. Unlike the previous celebrity hosts, Freddy is in fact a huge WWE fan and to Host Monday Night RAW is a dream come true for any die hard fan.
Yet, Prince knows the importance of and made sure to bring SummerSlam a little early to the WWE Universe by issuing not one - but TWO title matches.
Kofi Kingston would defend his United States Title against Carlito, and Mickie James would defend the Divas Championship against Gail Kim.
Before issuing another main event - most likely involving the return of D-Generation X - we all got some laughs from Santino Marella.
The eerie music played and Marella entered the arena in the Killer Fisherman from I Know What You Did Last Summer - trying to get his big break in the acting biz.
But maybe a horror film would not be Santino's thing - maybe a Romantic Comedy. But with baggy clothes, goofy hair, and bottle coke glasses how will he ever land the girl he loves - With a make over from Freddy Prince in "HE's All That."
But maybe if the horror and the romantic comedy doesn't pan out - then there's always a spot on CTU - fighting alongside Freddy Prince and Kiefer Sutherland in the hit series 24.
If anyone were to have a bomb, it'd be Lilian Garcia - or she may just be ticking because she's hot.
Yet, all funny things must come to an end as WWE's own Viper, Randy Orton - enters into his hometown of St. Louis, Missouri as the WWE Champion.
Orton refusing to compete in the main event that Sgt. Slaughter initiated last week - left Freddy fuming.
Prince talked a big game how he's not Seth Green or Jeremy Piven and will not be bullied by the likes of anyone - especially Randy Orton.
Well... those tough words cost him his lively hood - as Orton attacked Freddy with the Inverted Headlock Backbreaker!
The Host remained out of action for the rest of the night - only to make one final announcement, he altered the main event between Randy Orton and John Cena vs. The Unified Tag Team Champions, Chris Jericho and The Big Show into a LUMBERJACK MATCH with wrestlers that he has HANDPICKED himself.
Freddy Prince's words have come back to bite him in the rear because Prince was manhandled just like Seth Green was, and he recycled the same main event as Piven issued.
Way to go Prince, you loused up a main event.
What WWETheReturn Would Have Done Different:
First off, Orton refuses to compete - Well, say goodbye to the title because if Orton refuses to compete - He will be STRIPPED of THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP! Making the Title Vacant come SummerSlam.
Second off, If Orton lays a finger on WWETheReturn, Orton will compete in a 3-on-1 Handicapped Match - John Cena and the Unified Tag Champs vs. Randy Orton.
Next Week's Guest Host: Floyd "Money" Mayweather (Holds a Win against The Big Show at WrestelMania XXIV)
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