Monday, July 13, 2009

RAW is GREEN!

Seth Green entering the arena to the rockin' sounds of Guns n' Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle" was priceless.

Seth Green looked like a little kid standing in the ring next to - this month's Muscle Fitness cover - Triple H.

Of course, Green and H plugged the premiere of the new season of Robot Chicken, which The Game voicing himself in a wrestling segment.

A clip was played, however, until Orton entered the arena and mocked Green's size and potential of being a man.

Green felt compelled to make the main event Legacy vs Triple H, John Cena, and himself! Thankfully he chose the two biggest superstars on RAW to team up with, or else the night would have ended with him on a stretcher.

Seth is on RAW to have fun and give the WWE Universe what they want - well... GOOD WORK GREEN!!! A hell of a job for making a six-diva bikini tag team match.

The women looked sexier than ever: Mickie James wearing a brown tribal-like bikini; Maryse a glittering set; Kelly Kelly a barbie pink set with Nikey shoes; Alicia Fox in brown; while Gail Kim and Rosa Mendez wore white.

Rosa's however, was a one piece - possibly to cover her stomach since rumors have gone around that the diva has been told to lose weight, or else be axed like Candice Michelle.

As hoped for, Hornswoggle would not be far from Green. But instead of dressing him as his double, he issued a rematch against Chavo, except this time, he would have his arm tied behind his back.

Green worried about his tag team match, so he called for the assistance of the Big Show for some friendly advice. His advice, Big Show stated, would cost him [pinky to lips] One Million Dollars [evil laugh] - Obviously an Austin Powers reference.

Green's only advice was the chance of someone his size against a pro-wrestler would result in the same way as Evan Bourne against the Big Show - which is not good at all.

Before his match, Green continued to bring the laughs as he freaked out about the match. Triple H assured him, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight" - as Green pulls out his inhaler for 'Clarity Breathing' his team mates politely left Green standing cause there is no chance in hell that he'll survive.

The match proved to be explosive, as Cena pandered to the audience and tagged in pint sized Green to deliver a "devastating" right hook to a confined Rhodes.

Green even broke up Orton's three count on Triple H - leaving the Viper to maliciously kick Green in the torso.

But before Orton could finish him off with a punt to the head - Cena speared Orton and all hell broke loose as chairs and The Game's trusty sledge entered the fray.

In the end, Triple H and John Cena raised Green's hands high in the air and lifted him up in celebration.

In closing - Green brought Sexy Back to Monday Night RAW with that hott diva action, and kept the WWE Universe cracking up the whole time.

Next Monday's Host will be ZZ Top.

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