Justin Roberts has started announcing CM Punk as "The Only Straight-Edge World Heavyweight Champion in History," obviously demanded for by CM Punk. And despite the recent arrest, Jeff Hardy is still being mentioned on WWE TV as Punk lists him as one of the people he got rid of the WWE forever, and Taker is next on that list.
He goes on to brag about his accomplishments, being able to beat Jeff in a TLC match, make Taker tap to the Anaconda Vice, and no doubt being a 2-time Money in the Bank winner and cashing in successfully each time.
Of course he also goes on and on about how we are all druggies. I sense that this speech is going to get old pretty fast if he doesn't find a superstar to clash with that has a history of drug abuse. That's why Jeff fit perfectly in this feud, but Taker was pretty much cut n' pasted into this story line with Punk.
Before Punk could finish his victory speech, the druids appeared marching in Gregorian Chant to ringside with a coffin.
Punk, spooked by the ominous presence, quickly went for the steel chair and started bashing the top of the casket - in hopes Taker would come out and surrender.
But it wasn't Taker that was inside the casket, but Teddy Long. As McMahon said last week - You shouldn't have double crossed the Undertaker.
Teddy was gagged and tied inside the coffin - and when rolled into the ring his suit jacket had been clawed and his voice parched from dehydration. It can only mean one thing... Teddy Long has been through Hell and Back - enough so, that his next announcement put Punk into a fit of rage.
CM Punk will defend the World Heavyweight Championship against The Undertaker at Hell in the Cell... and the submission maneuver Hells Gate is 100% legal.
Punk and Taker, scheduled to fight in the main event, turned out brutal for Punk but Taker was too sure of himself - and that's what cost him the match. Instead of trying to execute The Last Ride onto the announce table, he should've been handling it in the ring.
Punk may have escaped via count-out and thus winning the match, but what will happen when there are no count-outs and you are enclosed in Satan's Playground with The Dead Man?
And for the past two weeks, one man has been hinted for his initial plan to screw over the Undertaker.
When CM Punk encountered Mr. McMahon, he was confused, "But that was..." McMahon, "Your conspiracy."
We all know that McMahon was behind the real-life screw job over Bret Hart back in 97' but with McMahon's constant pressure to force Teddy Long to put on superb matches, could he have used Long as a front to screw over Taker?
Could this conspiracy blow up into eratic proportions? Could we be seeing a future match between McMahon and Undertaker? Possibly at WrestleMania 26?
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